They Said It Couldn’t Be Done

by Jay Brooks on March 16, 2010 · 6 comments

in Beers,Just For Fun

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Since it’s St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow and for most people that means Guinness, here’s a little reminder of something in Guinness’ recent past that I imagine they’d rather remained buried. But it’s just too funny not to share. In 1979, Guinness released a low-calorie beer they called “Guinness Light.” According to Ireland Fun Facts, “people here still talk about the advertising campaign, which used the tagline ‘they said it couldn’t be done.’ Apparently it couldn’t. Guinness Light flopped so sensationally it earned the title ‘The HMS Titanic of stout products’ from The Irish Times.”

It’s not hard to see why. I can scarcely imagine something more oxymoronic than Guinness Light. But for true liquid-shooting-out-your-nose laughs, watch the uber-bombastic television commercial that attempts to equate the beer with man landing on the moon. With bonus points for using the sunrise fanfare from “Thus Spake Zarathustra” by Richard Strauss (trust me, you’ll know it when you hear it), I love the editing of the people turning their heads quickly toward the camera and the faux echo chamber voice over. Just hilarious. But put your drink down first. Enjoy.

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Mr. Nuts March 16, 2010 at 9:40 am

Awesome ad. Even better (worse) than those “drink Schlitz or I’ll kill you” ads from the 70′s.

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Adam M. March 16, 2010 at 10:27 am

That commercial is simply amazing, it is a travesty that Guinness would try that. But not surprising, about everyone has failed at producing a light beer at some point in their company history.

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The Beer Nut March 16, 2010 at 1:11 pm

This epic fail didn’t stop them launching Guinness Mid-Strength in 2007. I think that’s still available. Industrial brewers: whaddayagonnado?

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Keith March 16, 2010 at 3:38 pm

That is a great commercial. Really, Super Bowl material! LOL

Any insight into the recipe or how it was “Light”? Unfortunately I was a lot too young to have had it while it was being produced.

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