This is one of those things that just drives me crazy: diet beer, low-calorie beer, low carbohydrate beer. That these things are so popular defies logic and common sense and is one of the best examples of just how effective advertising and marketing can be. In today’s Daily Beast there’s yet another list of the unhealthiest beers called the 50 Most Fattening Beers.
Here was their rationale. “The Daily Beast decided to determine which beers may not be the best for the buzz. Specifically, the beers were ranked based on which packed the most calories and carbohydrates for the least amount of alcoholic punch.” More particularly:
To ensure a wide range of beers were considered, we looked at the offerings of the largest 15 domestic breweries and the largest five international breweries based on import volume to the U.S. Our final list was whittled further so that no more than three variations of brews from a single brand of beer was included in the top 50. We used data from the manufacturers when available, using reliable third party databases if necessary.
So they went through this complicated process and applied some weird calculation that took into account calories, carbohydrates and alcohol content to tell you what beers you shouldn’t drink. Why? The calculations, as far as I can tell, seems to actually discourage drinking low-alcohol beers just because their caloric content is the same or more than other higher alcoholic beers. It seems incredibly wrong-headed to me to take into account high alcohol as a positive attribute just because it gives the beer more “punch.”
So using their calculation the worst beer in the world is Leinenkugel Berry Weiss just because it doesn’t have enough alcohol to balance the calories and carbs. In the real world that should be applauded; a full-flavored beer that’s low in alcohol is a great beer. That’s a session beer. It’s what you’ll find in the average British pub.
Looking at the list, it’s pretty hard to see any real patterns. I took the list from the slideshow the Beast has online. As far as I can tell, they’re meant to be in that particular order though it’s hard to see how they arrived at that order. It’s certainly not the reason that I won’t drink some of the beers on this list, which has to do with a far more important factor than this pointless numbers game: flavor. I touched on this before in Read This, Not That
If it’s just calories that are bad, there are plenty of beers that are over 300 and same deal with carbs, too. But so what? None of that really matters because those beers are meant to be sipped and, more importantly, shared. And for most of the beers below 300 calories, the majority are actually pretty close in range. Look over Bob Skilnik’s Does My Butt Look Big in This Beer? — which lists the nutritional values of 2,000 beers — and you’ll see that almost all of them are between 100 and 200 calories. Even in the Beast’s list, the lowest is 120 calories and the highest is 330, but the majority are below 200. In fact, only five are 200 or above. 90% are below 200. And actually three of the high five are just at the edge — 200, 205 and 207 — meaning it’s really more like 96% are in the same narrow range.
So the reality is that there’s not that much difference between most beers in terms of calories, and carbs too for that matter. Since drinking in moderation is the goal, 2-4 beers per day, then you should never choose a beer the beer with the least flavor. And that’s pretty easy to do since most are within a fairly narrow range by the numbers. It’s never enough to sacrifice what the beer tastes like for some meaningless number, be it carbohydrates or calories. And perhaps most importantly, you should never take advice from someone telling you what not to drink, not even me. Decide for yourself what to drink — not what not to drink — and let flavor be your guide.
The Beast’s Worst 50 Beers
KEY: Brewery Beer: calories per 12 oz. / carbohydrates / a.b.v.
- Leinenkugel Berry Weiss: 207 / 28 / 4.8%
- Grolsch Blonde Lager: 120 / 15.8 / 2.8% (though on the can it clearly states 4% a.b.v.)
- New Belgium 1554: 205 / 25 / 5.6%
- Sierra Nevada Stout: 225 / 22.3 / 5.8%
- Budweiser Budweiser & Clamato Chelada: 186 / 20.3 / 5%
- Leinenkugel 1888 Bock: 194 / 18 / 5.1%
- Michelob Honey Wheat: 175 / 17.9 / 4.9%
- Pilsner Urquell: 156 / 16 / 4.4%
- Sam Adams Boston Lager: 160 / 18 / 4.75%
- Sam Adams Boston Ale: 160 / 19.9 / 4.94%
- MillerCoors Frederick Miller Classic Chocolate Lager: 195 / 18.4 / 5.5%
- Leinenkugel Creamy Dark: 170 / 16.8 / 4.9%
- Boulevard Brewing Unfiltered Wheat Beer : 155 / 15 / 4.4%
- Budweiser American Ale: 182 / 18.1 / 5.3%
- Sierra Nevada Kellerweis: 168 / 15.6 / 4.8%
- Michelob Irish Red: 196 / 19.2 / 5.7%
- Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Ale: 330 / 32.1 / 9.6%
- Red Stripe: 153 / 17 / 4.7%
- Michelob Pale Ale: 200 / 19.3 / 5.9%
- Smithwick’s Ale: 150 / 15 / 4.5%
- Yuengling Porter: 150 / 14 / 4.5%
- Yuengling Black & Tan: 150 / 14 / 4.5%
- Henry Weinhard Classic Dark Lager: 164 / 16 / 5%
- Coors Winterfest: 185 / 17.4 / 5.6%
- New Belgium Mothership Wit: 155 / 15 / 4.8%
- Genesee Brewing Premium Beer: 148 / 13.5 / 4.8%
- Anchor Steam Beer: 153 / 16 / 4.9%
- Grupo Modelo Corona Extra: 148 / 14 / 4.6%
- George Killian’s Irish Red: 162 / 14.8 / 5%
- Shiner Bock: 142 / 12.9 / 4.4%
- Blue Moon Full Moon Winter Ale: 180 / 15.3 / 5.5%
- Redhook Nut Brown Ale: 181 / 16 / 5.6%
- Genesee Cream Ale: 162 / 15 / 5.1%
- Harp Lager: 153 / 13 / 4.7%
- Henry Weinhard Blue Boar: 147 / 13 / 4.6%
- Henry Weinhard Summer Ale: 155 / 14.5 / 4.95%
- Shiner Blonde: 140 / 12.4 / 4.4%
- Shiner Hefeweizen: 174 / 14.3 / 5.4%
- Rolling Rock Extra Pale: 142 / 13.2 / 4.6%
- New Belgium Fat Tire: 160 / 15 / 5.2%
- Aguila: 122 / 10.4 / 3.88%
- Genesee Red: 148 / 14 / 4.9%
- MillerCoors Miller Genuine Draft: 143 / 13.1 / 4.7%
- MillerCoors Miller High Life: 143 / 13.1 / 4.7%
- Grupo Modelo Negra Modelo: 165 / 14 / 5.3%
- Yuengling Lager: 135 / 12 / 4.4%
- Schlitz Beer: 146 / 12.1 / 4.7%
- Schaefer Beer: 142 / 12 / 4.6%
- Guinness Draught: 125 / 10 / 4%
- Blue Moon Harvest Moon Pumpkin Ale: 180 / 14.7 / 5.8%