Miller Brewing’s summer promotion will be called Open Up: The Great Taste of Summer and apparently specially marked packages of Miller’s two most popular beers, Miller Lite and Miller Genuine Draft, will include a talking beer can! The talking can will tell you if you’ve won one of several music or sports-related prizes. Frankly, that seems a little scary to me. I love Tony Magee’s expression “Beer Speaks, People Mumble” but I’ve never taken it literally. If someone told you their beer can talked to them, would you believe them? Or would you think they’d had one too many?