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Minnesota Humor From the Beer Goddess

September 24, 2008 By Jay Brooks

I got this joke this morning from Lisa Morrison, the Beer Goddess, so if you think the joke is sexist, take it up with her. I’m not taking the heat for this one. But it is funny.

It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. “Gootness, it’s hotter Dan hell today,” she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, ‘Vy nodt?’ So she walked in and took a seat at the bar.

The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink.

“Ya know, its zo hot, I tink I’ll have myself a cold beer,” Helga said.

“Anheuser Busch?” the bartender asked.

Helga blushed and replied, “Vell fine, tanks, und how’s yur viener?”

Thanks Lisa, for the morning chuckle.

 

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Comments

  1. brendan says

    September 25, 2008 at 8:33 am

    Should not the name be Lena? As the standard MN joke format has Oli or Sven for male characters Lena for females. Helga is a new one to me.

  2. Brent Ainsworth says

    September 25, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    Aw, Brendan beat me to the punch. Gotta be Lena.

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