This is part three of seven days of beer-themed Halloween costumes. Today’s theme is costumes that don’t necessarily fit into a specific category, like the rest do. So I put them into this catch-all Miscellany. Enjoy
The Olde Tyme Tavern Serving Wench
The Olde Tyme Tavern Serving Wench 2
This one strikes me as one of those t-shirts with the stupid saying that’s marginally funny the first time you read it but then you’re stuck seeing it for the rest of the time you’re around the person, and it grows increasingly unfunny as time marches on. Same thing here, it initially evinces a little chuckle, then you realize it’s somewhat offensive and disgusting, really. Then on top of that, there’s not one, but two of them.
Breathalyzer No. 2
Frank the Tank Beer Belly
If that’s not disgusting enough, I also discovered that there’s a real beer belly, similar to a camel pak, but in belly shape so you can hide it under your shirt. Beer Belly even has its own website.
How creepy is that?