Tuesday’s ad is for Schlitz, from 1957. Furthering their murdering of the English language in Schlitzerland, shake hands with your “Schlitzsaler,” the man who sells the beer. “A man in your community you should know” indeed.
Jay R. Brooks on Beer
Jay R. Brooks on Beer
Tuesday’s ad is for Schlitz, from 1957. Furthering their murdering of the English language in Schlitzerland, shake hands with your “Schlitzsaler,” the man who sells the beer. “A man in your community you should know” indeed.
Dr. Frankenstein (reading): “…As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved therefore to make the creature of a gigantic stature.” Of course! That would simplify everything!
Inga: In other words, is veins, his feet, his hands, his organs would all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frankenstein: Exactly!
Inga: He would have an enormous schlitzsaler.
Dr. Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Inga: Woof!
Igor: He’s going to be very popular.