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They Said It Couldn’t Be Done

March 16, 2010 By Jay Brooks

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Since it’s St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow and for most people that means Guinness, here’s a little reminder of something in Guinness’ recent past that I imagine they’d rather remained buried. But it’s just too funny not to share. In 1979, Guinness released a low-calorie beer they called “Guinness Light.” According to Ireland Fun Facts, “people here still talk about the advertising campaign, which used the tagline ‘they said it couldn’t be done.’ Apparently it couldn’t. Guinness Light flopped so sensationally it earned the title ‘The HMS Titanic of stout products’ from The Irish Times.”

It’s not hard to see why. I can scarcely imagine something more oxymoronic than Guinness Light. But for true liquid-shooting-out-your-nose laughs, watch the uber-bombastic television commercial that attempts to equate the beer with man landing on the moon. With bonus points for using the sunrise fanfare from “Thus Spake Zarathustra” by Richard Strauss (trust me, you’ll know it when you hear it), I love the editing of the people turning their heads quickly toward the camera and the faux echo chamber voice over. Just hilarious. But put your drink down first. Enjoy.

Filed Under: Beers, Just For Fun Tagged With: Advertising, Guinness, History, Humor, Video



Comments

  1. Mr. Nuts says

    March 16, 2010 at 9:40 am

    Awesome ad. Even better (worse) than those “drink Schlitz or I’ll kill you” ads from the 70’s.

  2. Adam M. says

    March 16, 2010 at 10:27 am

    That commercial is simply amazing, it is a travesty that Guinness would try that. But not surprising, about everyone has failed at producing a light beer at some point in their company history.

  3. The Beer Nut says

    March 16, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    This epic fail didn’t stop them launching Guinness Mid-Strength in 2007. I think that’s still available. Industrial brewers: whaddayagonnado?

  4. Keith says

    March 16, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    That is a great commercial. Really, Super Bowl material! LOL

    Any insight into the recipe or how it was “Light”? Unfortunately I was a lot too young to have had it while it was being produced.

Trackbacks

  1. If you don’t think branding is important… « BetterBeer.com Blog says:
    March 17, 2010 at 8:10 am

    […] by BetterBeer Jay over at Brookston Beer Bulletin (whose blog I read quite regularly) has a great post on Guinness Light that was introduced in the UK in the late […]

  2. Oh Yippee! Another New Guinness « Blogging at World of Beer says:
    March 23, 2010 at 4:43 am

    […] Jump to Comments Yes, fellow beer drinkers, in the wake of such spectacular failures as Guinness Light and Breo, the latter a truly awful wheat beer I happened to try when visiting Eire in the late […]

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