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A Bacon Creche

December 19, 2010 By Jay Brooks

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Brian Hunt, from Moonlight Brewing, knows well my unbridled love of beacon and sent me a link to Heavenly Grease — A Pork Nativity Scene. It’s meant in good fun, as evidenced by this description. “Away in an oven just kraut for his bed, the little Lord Jesus lay down his meat head.” But if you read the comments on Slashfood, not everyone thought it was kosher, which I found almost funny in and of itself. Still, I’m hungry now.

“Mary and Joseph are made of sausages and cloaked in turkey cold cuts, while the Three Weiner Wise Guys sport tin-foil crowns. Christ himself is a mini chipolata.”

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Filed Under: Food & Beer, Just For Fun, Related Pleasures Tagged With: Humor



Comments

  1. Pistol Pete says

    December 20, 2010 at 7:43 am

    The evangelicals are going to come after you Jay.

  2. Tom Dalldorf says

    December 20, 2010 at 8:28 am

    Sound track by the Meat Puppets?

  3. beerman49 says

    December 31, 2010 at 3:26 am

    LMAO at the creation & the comment string on Slashfood (latest post there was Dec 27). I’d love to hear what Stan Freberg (whose “Green Chri$tma$” of1958 was a far ahead of its time blast at the commercialization of Xmas – & massively politically incorrect before the term was invented) would say about it.

    Certain “Christians” are just too hung up-stupid to get into “tis the season to be jolly”.

    Now someone has to figure out how to, in a convection oven, blow bread crumbs, plus smoked cheese flakes (representing sand/straw dust) around that creation to add to the meat 🙂

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