Brian Hunt, from Moonlight Brewing, knows well my unbridled love of beacon and sent me a link to Heavenly Grease — A Pork Nativity Scene. It’s meant in good fun, as evidenced by this description. “Away in an oven just kraut for his bed, the little Lord Jesus lay down his meat head.” But if you read the comments on Slashfood, not everyone thought it was kosher, which I found almost funny in and of itself. Still, I’m hungry now.
“Mary and Joseph are made of sausages and cloaked in turkey cold cuts, while the Three Weiner Wise Guys sport tin-foil crowns. Christ himself is a mini chipolata.”