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A Tip For Jesus

January 14, 2008 By Jay Brooks

You just can’t make this stuff up. According to today’s Salt Lake Tribune, two men, apparently dying for a beer, walked into what I assume was a convenience or similar type store and asked to buy a six-pack. Unfortunately, this was after 1:00 a.m. — when in Utah it’s ridiculously not legal to buy alcohol — and were told “no” by the clerk manning the store on the late shift. Undaunted, the pair asked if they could steal it. The clerk replied. “Yes, but Jesus is watching.” So the two men produced a gun and took the beer, but left a $9 tip on the counter, enough money to cover the cost of the six-pack. But according to sheriff’s deputies, the men are still suspects in a robbery, since they took the beer from the store during the prohibited time frame. It seems that despite having paid for it, technically, they still stole the beer.

 

Filed Under: Just For Fun Tagged With: Humor, Strange But True, Western States



Comments

  1. Rick says

    January 14, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Oh man… that’s too funny! You’re right, you can’t make that stuff up.

  2. Keith Brainard says

    January 14, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    I wish I could buy beer up until 1 AM! I have to get all the goods before 9PM and never on a Sunday in Connecticut!

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