Today’s infographic is a spoof of the Seven Stages of Man, which is detailed in a famous monologue in Shakespeare’s play As You Like It. Created by Dario Suveljak, from Croatia, who called his version 7 Bottles in the Life of the Average Man. It begins with “H2O drinks,” proceeds through “Real-Man drinks,” ending up with “Placebo drinks.” Beer, not surprisingly, represents “Adult man.”

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